Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!